Lost Carnival radio & mail

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✆CHANNEL

FREQUENCY: 144.98750
DESCRIPTION: If she doesn't answer she's probably napping.

✉MAIL BOX

LOCATION: Just drop it on the heap of other mail outside her and Sans' trailer
DESCRIPTION: there's probably some stuff that's not mail in there too

Comments

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"LOL", as they say. Anyway I hope everything is OK.

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uhhh hay pdot whatsup hope i didnt miss nething good in class lol

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wuz gettin my ass kidnapped by fairies or sum shit

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did u kno fairies r real????

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Oh. My. God. Are you actually serious?

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one hundo per cent

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I KNEW IT WAS FAIRIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened, how did you get away? I hypothesized that the fae were the source of your disappearance so I went to that stupid Animal Fair thing to look for you, but I didn’t see you *anywhere!*

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my bro came n busted me out
n slobbered all over my head w his dumb bear mouth but w/e

u went to the fair thing tho?? what was the deal w THAT

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[Truth be told, Peridot feels a little silly. Of course she couldn't have been the only one looking for Amethyst... why did this not occur to her?]

>Kudos to your 'bro' then.

>For rescuing you I mean. Not for salivating all over your head.

>The fair was a *gigantic waste of time*, is what it's deal was. Some kind of party run by a 'fae of the wylds'. It called itself 'The Beast'.

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huh doesnt sound like the onewho took me
dont think so neway
idk tho didnt even know fae was a REAL THING until all this crap
literally all i did was eat some fruit n shes like oh i own u now ur not a real were

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[The whole "fae being real" thing is a fairly new concept to Peridot too, so. She can sympathize.]

Yes, you're never supposed to eat the food they offer. That's a fairly common facet of fae lore. But why would she tell you that you're not a real werebeast? That just seems unnecessarily cruel.

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ok but it wasnt OFFERED she just left it out there straight up outside my aprtment?? that doenst count. and i dunno somethin about my soul or whatever it doesnt matter it was bullshit

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You ate fruit that was just sitting outside your apartment? LOL! *Why*?

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idk i was curious

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That doesn't sound like a very sensible reason.

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ok but dude i figured worst case cenario i get food poisoning or sth not LITERALLY KIDNAPPED 2 FAIRYLAND

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im a possum i eat garbage idk what u want from me

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I suppose I can't argue with that logic.

[Which, hurts her to admit, because eating random food off the floor is still an incredibly stupid thing to do.]

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im just sayin it was kind of a lot